A young friend was reading out from an email forward. It was so entertaining that I had requested him to forward the mail to me. Probably, he forgot or by chance deleted the mail. I cannot recollect the contents of the mail but I can recollect the subject matter. So, I thought of making up one piece that would give a sense of the subject. It was about a new University degree that is being launched in some country. The admission brochure runs something like this:
University of Emerging Technologies
In replacement of the MBA Degree, the University has launched the MCM Degree in view of the huge potential of self-employment, employment and wealth generation potential of C- Technology and C- Culture.
Details of the Two-Year Master of C-Management (MCM) Degree Program are given below:
Program Objective:
(a) Provide Advanced Education to the Aspiring Wealth & Power based on state of the art Knowledge in the area of C- Philosophy
(b)To impart effective and competitive C-skills needed to succeed in life in fast growing C-based economies.
Eligibility for Admission:
(a) Age - Between 18 and 30; for meritorious students of up to 45 years may be considered.
(b) Qualification – A graduate degree in any subject: those with demonstrated aptitude in application of C-skills may not require more than high school exposure.
Fees: Negotiable with a minimum Amount equivalent to US $ 100000 payable in 4 equal installments.
Other Requirements: Students have to make their own arrangements for accommodation, boarding and lodging.
Target Students: Those already active or desire to join democratic business institutions and firms in the area of administration, investigative journalism, auditing, political leadership, liaisons and public relations, event organization, etc.
Loan Facilities: Easily Available from C-skilled financing firms
Faculty: Internationally well recognized leaders of C-Philosophy and C-Skills with successful track record in practice like Professors Dr. SP Ower Dr. La Loo, Dr. May Awatee, Dr. R Aja, Dr. L M Ody, Dr. Kalm Adie, Dr. Achau Han, Dr. Y D’apa, Dr. R Eddee, Dr. NR Adea and Dr. SS Wamy. Special lectures will be delivered by icons from Prime Time TV anchors, Political Commentary lobbies, political parties and retired C-professionals.
Program Details:Semester 1: 30 hours of lecturers, group discussions, project work in each of the following 6 Papers of 100 marks each:
1.Basic C- Concepts, terminology/ language
2. Simulated Simple C-Games,
3. Introduction to C- Philosophy,
4. History of C- Development from ancient times to 2050AD.
5. Use of C-oriented Statistical Methods
6. C-Communication & Presentation
Semester II: 30 hours of lecturers, group discussions, project work in each of the following 6 Papers of 100 marks each:
7. Fundamental of C-Economy and C-Economics
8. C- Accounting & Finance
9. Principles of C-Marketing
10. Organization and Methods of C-Operations
11. Design, Evaluation/ Appraisal of C-Projects
12. Analysis of 6 Major Reported C-Cases
Semester III: 3 weeks of internship in C-flourishing and C-constrained Organizations
Semester IV: 30 hours of lecturers, group discussions, project work in each of the following 6 Papers of 100 marks each:
13. IT-oriented C-skills and C-applications
14. Ethics and Values in C-Applications
15. C- Team work Principles and practices
16. C-Leadership
17. Legal Framework for C-Operations
15. Humane Relationships in C-Environment
Semester V: : 30 hours of lecturers, group discussions, project work in each of the 6 specialization papers of 100 marks each in any one of the specialization areas:
1. C-oriented Media and Public Relations
2. C-based Politics and National/ State/ Local Policy Design and Implementation
3. C-Infiltrated Administration and Regulation
4. C-induced Non-profit Activity
5. Spiritual Living in C-Environment
Semister V will provide indepth exposure to frontiers of String Operations, Stealth Planning, Collusive Strategies, Communications Tapping, Audit Proofing, Investigation Jamming, Record and Trail Erasing, Probe Insurance including JPC gaming, Threat Annhilation, Disaster Blusting, Trial Disintegration, PIL Foiling and Effective Spoil Distribution Strategies.
Campus Recruitment: Assured employment on completion of degree in political and economic firms and government consultancy / service assignments. Earnings Prospect -sky is the limit but guaranteed minimum of US $ 250000 pm to pa.
What does C stand for?
2 comments:
C stands for corruption
Nice play on the names.
K ~ u r right. yes all Japanese and other foreigners. Speciality is the set of techniques they have evolved like Audit proofing, diaster blusting, threst annhilation and Probe insurance.
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